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Men especially always underestimate me when we play pool.. I’m just sitting there and I’m like ”oh hey, can I play winner?” they just chuckle and say ok then I start playing and fumble a little, then run the fucking table and win and they don’t know what to do. I’m like that’s right bitch my baby taught me well.

shaky:

I’m stuck between wanting:

1. A long lasting relationship with my soulmate who supports me and protects me and is my partner and we are completely bad ass together and in love

2. Wanting to have casual sex and rip out the heart of everyone person I meet

3. Being independent and having a loyal dog while I’m married to my career

So I want to take my neices and nephew to get their pictures done all together for a family christmas present, but I don’t have enough seats in my car to fit them… laaame.

fatbabe4alwayz:

imquietlyhere:

Woke up feeling crappy about myself. Somehow I ended the day feeling alright. It’s the little victories.
Ootd: fake it till you make it

Ummmm yes yes yes YES

stability:

a work of art

thenamesjoe:

what a strange dog 

skinks:

remember 2001-2004 though???!? remember windows xp and kerrang and neopets and shrek being a big deal and beyblades and ps2 skating/snowboarding games and “i believe in a thing called love” and flash video sites and avril lavigne and wearing chains on jeans and t.A.T.u. and seeing LOTR and PotC in cinemas and how every boy looked like reese from malcolm in the middle

thefaultinourstar-lord:

taco-marco:

king-of-the-casuals:

I’m just gonna let the world figure this out

What does this mean???? Help????

thefaultinourstar-lord:

taco-marco:

king-of-the-casuals:

I’m just gonna let the world figure this out

What does this mean???? Help????

himym: barney, himym photo wait_zpsad64012d.gif