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me and bae having sex
bae: mmm yeah fuck me baby
me: put a quarter in the swear jar

can-i-be-your-favorite-bird:

it’s very frustrating being a girl and trying to flirt with other girls like. you tell them, ur cute. ‘Aw thank you’ no. no i’m being gay with you. homo intended. damn it

I wish my boyfriend was more boyfriendy…

wank-r:

if you make me laugh im already 89% in love with you

commedesbutthead:

jesusworeakanyepiece:

This twitter is pure fucking gold.

oh my fucking god i cant even breathe 

talkshitnojutsu:

"fats girls cant-"

shh.. fat girls can and they will

kitsunefantasy:

Bears and Ponies~!

My outfit from a few weeks ago~ I forgot how much I like this teal wig~ Hot pink and teal are obviously the best combo lol.

Also my face is a magical thing, it has the ability to transform at moments notice~ >:3 Making weird faces is totally a talent right???